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Seriously though it's kind of cool I live in a subculture where I can say "sexy benthic monstrosities" and people are like "yeah I get you."

Subnautica :o 

I built a Seamoth, and then 30 seconds later the Sunbeam arrived, and my poor feels are overloaded.

help i've been doing some deep diving in Subnautica and now I'm afraid if I don't reflexively scroll to the top of the timeline every minute or so then Bad Things will happen.

Longer review: basically this piece of film criticism from 2016: "The epidemic of passable movies" [7 minutes]
youtu.be/Ukk5TJL27pE

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Pacific Rim Uprising mini-review:

A squel that doesn't understand the love the first film had for its material, and doesn't understand that the first film had creative vision and wasn't just written to form. Also, not enough sexy monsters.

Verdict: unremarkable 2010s action film.

this is not my beautiful pizza hut
this is not my beautiful taco bell
this is not my beautiful combination pizza hut and taco bell

I'm watching SG-1 and O'Neil really is a knob most of the time.

:bangs fists on table:
SEXY. BENTHIC. MONSTROSITIES.

how dare a band instruct me to imagine dragons. I was browsing deviantart in the early '00s, I can't STOP imagining dragons

Longer review: basically this piece of film criticism from 2016: "The epidemic of passable movies" [7 minutes]
youtu.be/Ukk5TJL27pE

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Pacific Rim Uprising mini-review:

A squel that doesn't understand the love the first film had for its material, and doesn't understand that the first film had creative vision and wasn't just written to form. Also, not enough sexy monsters.

Verdict: unremarkable 2010s action film.

birdsite 

I don't doubt that your snide remark, your screencapped dunk, your quote tweet, whatever, is totally earnest, from a good place, or whatever you say, like, I don't doubt that.

It's not about the behavior of exactly one actor (like say, you), but the systemic effect of all of these people all doing something at once.

It's weirdly violent, and neither the participants nor the target benefit from it. It's just _designed_ to suck the life out your eyeballs and that's it. So, cool it.

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Subnautica fandom grump 

...go to the game's wiki to check the name of the planet, get a giant spoiler in literally the first sentence :/ :/ :/

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Subnautica nitpicking 

Shouldn't 4546B have ridiculously huge tides, since that giant-ass moon or planet or whatever is zipping around?

Subnautica early game 

Allegedly I should be able to do base construction by now? I've had no indication of it :<

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Subnautica early game 

(water purification and the location of cave sulfur were both super non-obvious to me)

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Subnautica early game 

Is this one of those games where you're just implicitly expected to be looking up guides online? 'Cause like, I've had to do that for a couple basic materials and that saps a bit of fun out of discovery :|

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Subnautica early game 

Also I got eaten by a Reaper Leviathan :< :< :<

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