Seriously though it's kind of cool I live in a subculture where I can say "sexy benthic monstrosities" and people are like "yeah I get you."
Alternately, bouyfriend and giilfriend. :-)
@Oneironott @emanate @starkatt
This isn't the first time I came up with those! :-)
@starkatt Other cultures call them Boyfriends or Girlfriends