katt, migrating 🌟 🌈 @starkatt@awoo.space

Hypothesis: the Victorian establishment of Good Manners was an attempt to cast the upper class as supernatural, along the lines of the Sidhe, by eliding every outward signal of human biological existence and thus making them appear inhuman.

Look at this wee dorbsfiend 😁 #catsofmastodon

*lies on belly with paws stretched out*

mew! am flat :3

#laughrule

How do you improve upon perfection? Like this:

I wrote a poem-type thing in astronomy class, starting from "What if Ozymandias, but in space, and it just kept happening?"

http://cryptovexillologist.tumblr.com/post/172572027838/ramesses-ii-is-a-modest-planet-slightly-larger

masto culture is occasionally checking your friends' bios in case their pronouns have changed since you last looked

Standing across the street from ur instance login page, hawking maps to celebrities' masto accounts.

I am so thrilled right now. One of the SkyKnit test-knitters sent me a dishcloth she knitted from a neural network generated pattern called "diamond diamonds". It is amazing to hold an artifact like this in my own hands. Up close I can see all the weird organic asymmetries that the SkyKnit folks say are so mind bending.
Thank you so much, SylviaTX!

It's actually pronounced "gaffe."

so some undergrad just approached me with a survey on smartphone behaviors. from the demographic info at the end:

q: and are you male or female?
a: [smiles] good question
q: fair enough, would you like to pick one?
a: [grins] i definitely would not
q: ok, the next question is: would you consider yourself "extremely feminine," "average feminine," "gender neutral," "average masculine," or "extremely masculine"?
a: [right away] average feminine
[to self:] new D&D alignment chart acquired