@idesofmerch Oh geez, I remember doing that all the time in middle school...
lewd request
@natanji hurts but in a good way
The northern lights have seen queer sights, but the queerest they ever did see was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge, I
awoo'd at Sam Mcgee
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I want to make this lewder and about butts but I'm not sure how best to do it without just being a stupid non sequitur. I did the stupid non sequitur on mastomain already.
@lilybunny That looks rad!
@MaxKriegerVG Sounds like you're talking Star Trek when you say it like that.
@catboys_bot :3
@Gargron I appreciate everything you are doing to make this thing work well. 👍🏼
It's kinda weird to think about a social network where businesses own their own presences, rather than relying on a capricious third party service like Twitter or Facebook. Imagine NBC or The Verge running a Mastodon instance for their reporters to toot from, or Bethesda operating an instance for PR and customer support. No more lost business when Facebook changes their algorithms again because they need more money from boosted posts.
Weird, right?
The best way to help with Mastodon scaling problems? Go throw a few dollars to @Gargron!
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.