✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
@tcql He's mah fave.
@nico@mastodon.social I feel this as well. A lot.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far agay...
politi-sads
I wish I could be proud of America again but I am Very Not.
@pinesky@mastodon.social multifunctional
@pinesky@mastodon.social It turns into an awards acceptance speech there at the end.
Type, "My Kink Is" and then hit autocomplete/autocorrect until it stops making sense
@pinesky@mastodon.social https://awoo.space/media/nX9kVZNdzZ2AgNniT7c
Type, "My Kink Is" and then hit autocomplete/autocorrect until it stops making sense
@pinesky@mastodon.social naughty
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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Type, "My Kink Is" and then hit autocomplete/autocorrect until it stops making sense
@pinesky@mastodon.social Happy birthday *eyebrow waggle*
Or alternatively, my condolences because your kink only happens once a year.
How to flirt*
approach person
scream FLIRT
throw index card with A FLIRT on it like a ninja star
RUNRUNRUNAWAY
congrats you successfully done a flirt
*don't do this it's all wrong
robots have always been smarter than humans it's just now their patience is finally running out
ghost food tips :tm:
make sure the food you kill for your ghost friends has unfinished business before you kill it otherwise it goes to food heaven and you're just left with a stupid plate of dead food
could be considered lewd?
different jokes for different strokes
kill a pie so your ghost friends can eat it too
@mkosler You have to kill the food first, then they can eat its ghost.
Can't wait to get home and play No Man's Thigh! 😀😀😀
*goes home*
*There is no man's thigh to play with*
*does not play with any man thigh*
*cries from loneliness*
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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hug your frens
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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#ff your heart. be with the one you love
We were always so close
Had so many misadventures
Until one beautiful day
She became Mrs. Adventures
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
