✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
mental illness mentions
hello yes awooo and such i am having a panic attack and a meltdown hi how are you yes awooooo
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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@even_more_damned_muteKi OH MY GOSH THAT IS RAD
Okay time for bed. Goodnight, you beautiful people.
wish i was a magical girl
You are the apple of my eye. You are the ginormous plant ovaries, bioengineered by ages of vegetative eugenics and subject to the insatiable gnashing teeth of humanity's bottomless appetite, horrifically swollen to a size mother nature never intended, of my eye.
And now for today's weird short prose:
@typhlosion Gimme back those damn clams!
@thethinktanker@mastodon.social I mean that's basically awoo.space but still
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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seriously considering spinning up a private instance where current events are banned and it's all just lighthearted kind sillyposting and people coming to the group for comfort and support and fluff
i will call it mastodawn.calm and aggressively ban anyone who detracts from the clam and silly sweetness and it will be a haven from the horrors of real life
✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian
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Hi yes hello my name is kyle meeks and I'm here to pretend the sky isn't falling in a massive fireball and the ground isn't rising to meet it like titanic gnashing teeth and the stars aren't turning to blood join me won't you on mastodawn doth calm
wooooooooooawoowoooawOOOO
I bet I think this toot is about me, I'm so
VAAAAAAAAA~AAIIIIIIIIN~~!
Awwwww ^/////^
Don't you subtoot me
@typhlosion Love them sparkles
ain't no bepis high enough
ain't no awoo low enough
ain't no butts wide enough
to keep me from gettin' to you, babe
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
