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I need a beard sensei who can teach me the ways of the beard because I am insecure about my beard.

I am embarrassed to admit that I nervously tug on my beard, which means I have a thin patch to the left of my chin where I've idly torn hairs out with my fiddling and I can't stop.

hey masto i know this is a long shot but if anyone knows of anyone looking for a roommate in the east bay, like Oakland, Richmond, possibly Fremont- or SF... anywhere along BART really- hit me up.

tfw someone doesn't fav your tweet/toot and your brain immediately leaps to "oh, they must hate me now"

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The "Joys" of Birdsite 

Literal nazis in my mentions wow superfun 🆘 🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘🆘

Good morning masto, please put me to sleep and take my body to the Sun Chips Place.

Website owners: if you want people to whitelist your site in their ad blocker, don't say "we rely on ads for funding, please whitelist us :)". Nobody is blocking ads because they WANT to deny you funding.

Instead, say something like:

"We understand why you block ads. We promise never to run flashing, noisy, or intrusive ads. Here's a link to our ad policy (link), which includes instructions on how to report an ad that violates that policy (link)."

I'd whitelist that in a heartbeat.

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