✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

Remember to joke responsibly. Don't have triggering content inside your joke if you can't work an actual content warning into your CW joke reveal format.

Nothing worse than going in for a fun CW reveal joke to get hit with something that actually needed a CW.

Joke responsibly! Also, butts.

@KommaChameleon Welcome welcome!

Werewolves of London

@pinesky@mastodon.social How many times can I be a prodigal masto-son?

I have a mighty thirst

a masto thirst

goodness, I've been trying to write toots with questions about petplay and it's like I'm not even sure where to begin

like, is petplay even what I thought it was or is there a more correct term or

what am i feeling >////< sorry

I read somewhere that negative self talk is casting negative spells on yourself, and instead you should use positive affirmations even if they're ridiculously untrue to cast positive spells instead and I'm not really a witch but I am 100% here for that.

I'm unafraid to speak to clients

I focus and get things done like a mofo

I am adorable and likeable

My mental and emotional strength are lengendary

Nobody can smile better than I can

I have self-control like you wouldn't believe

I love 🌎

I'm low key worried that other MastoMormons might be like, "Dude, you're too lewd, even for us."

Are there any other queer liberal Mormons here on Masto? Looking for someone to talk to about some things. Currently mourning and standing in need of comfort. I'm also considering starting a #queerstake or #mastostake hashtag or instance.

Please boost to help me find my people, if possible.

It's messed up that I want every single GURPS book ever written just to have the genre reference material for ideas and research.

@mkosler I wonder if there is money to be made to write code that, instead of replacing taleo, easily works over top of it with the same backend databases so anyone used to it doesn't know the difference, but the job applicant has a better user experience.

Also, I know nothing about code, so I likely just spoke a bunch of nonsense.

@mkosler It really is the worst.

Would it be rude to start walking to a coworker's office to ask them a random question whenever I hear conspiratorial whispers that I'm afraid are about me, if only to assuage my fears/see their reactions as I interrupt and see if they look like they were actually talking about me? Is that a special kind of paranoid narcissism?

I should get in the habit of walking into their office to ask a question when I think that's happening. I don't know?

I hate when I can hear coworkers whispering conspiratorially about something but I can't hear what. My paranoia automatically convinces me they're talking about me, my failures, and how they're planning on firing me. Automatically pushes my anxiety into high gear.

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