✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

@literorrery When it's sealed together it becomes an empanada.

Which means that pop tarts aRE EMPANADAS NO THAT CANT BE RIGHT EITHER WHAT IS HAPPENING

@literorrery That would be helpful! I'm also looking for short anthologies.

if pop tarts are sandwiches then corndogs are sandwiches and i think we all agree that's just ludicrous. We cannot allow something like to happen.

If subs are sandwiches (structurally), hot dogs are sandwiches as well. If you disqualify hot dogs for containing hot meats and sauces rather than traditional sandwich ingredients, you must disqualify meatball subs as well, and I don't want to live in a world where a meatball sub is disqualified from anything. So we must accept hot dogs.

A sandwich must have some element of it which is open. I'm willing to even accept tacos and wraps, but POP TARTS I CANNOT ACCEPT

@modernmodron YOU HAVE ABANDONED REASON AND THROWN YOURSELF DOWN THE SLIPPERY SLOOOPE

@modernmodron THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE THINKING

Milord, the Burger Bishop is unable to visit and absolve you of your Burger Sins

Burger Pawn

@modernmodron If a book is a sandwich, you have to accept tacos as sandwiches too.

Burger King of Kings

brb renaming the sandwich isles the Pop Tart isles and no one is going to stop me

me, breaking into a mapmakers home to deface their life's work: IF A HOT DOG AIN'T A SANDWICH THEN YOU HAEV TO RENAME THE SANDWICH ISLES IT'S ONLY RIGHT NO DOTN CALL THE COPS

Yes, a hamburger is a sandwich.

If a pop tart is not a sandwich then planet earth is not a sandwich. More like a hot pocket with magma filling. So like a regular hot pocket.

I'll tell you what, the world feels like how a hot pocket tastes.

@squirrel Every bigheaded person should have a game mode.

if pop tarts aren't sandwiches, calzones can't be sandwiches

words are meaningless ONLY SANDWICHES HAVE MEANING

You can fold a pizza, making it a taco shape, which is basically a sub, which is a sandwich