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I pretend I'm sexy but I'm not even really sexy I'm sorry for deceiving you you deserve better

Gift me clothes for my final fantasy catboy and I will prance and purr for you what is wrong with me

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Update: FFXIV catboy guild is less flirty and more culinary than previously expected. Have yet to receive racy MMO clothes from anyone but my hopes are still high.

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mh 

both my partner and i have depression, so somedays it's, "we're all gonna die!"
but today it's me chilling with my cat, texting, "mi malgranda mielo abelo" to my wife

Thank you all for putting up with my inanity, depravity, and self - indulgent depression whining. I love you all.

I joined a ffxiv catboys only guild and I'm pretty sure they all just want to flirt with me.

I'm going to see if they can help me level up and get me cute clothes.

When you have a complex decision to make, personify each option as its own fursona and let them hash it out. Choose accordingly.

*listening and singing along to the new Lorde album*
🎶It's just a supercut of butts🎶

lewd 

I've been insanely horny but for gentle romance and I don't know what the word for that is.

Softcore horn?

robots

robots with backwards knees and one long thin glowy slit of an eye

robots wiht wings hidden in the back that are raelly jetpcks

roBTS HHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG BBOST IF YOU AGREEEE

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