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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
it's getting butts in here
so take off all your clothes
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Psst. People. In the old days it was normal to have an account on multiple services. Like you know, that super secret hacker forum only you and a bunch of other people knew about.
Federation is not only about preventing a company centralizing the service. It also means you can decentralize your identity!
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Next up for an OST binge is the original Final Fantasy Tactics, which is the best viderogame of all time fight me
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I know I went on and on about FFVIII yesterday but the music is still so good, especially all of the sorceress music. My goodness. MY GOODNESS.
What are your favorite idioms, expressions, famous quotes, etc.? I'm looking for fodder for my daily weird short prose.
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Korn was good I guess.
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cut my bike
in two pieces
this is my spoon and fork
Good News!
i've ruined everything you've ever loved
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... ok, but what is your buttsona?
Put me in the pound, I done an awoo.
Gonna start saying, "Fine me" the way people say, "Fight me."
awoooooo fine me
boops and birbs
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Whenever someone follows me I immediately think, "Let me apologize in advance for disappointing you, your trust is misplaced and you've made a huge mistake."
*Johnny Cash voice* There's a man goin' 'round takin' names. Best hold to yours tightly. If he finds you, you'll know. You'll feel his hot breathe on your ear, you'll shudder as he licks his lips. And your ear will tug your name free from your head and whisper it into his mouth. Who are you again? You'll move to turn your head, but he'll be gone
when the man
comes around.
Have you considered
boops
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Currently wishing:
I knew enough grammar to know if it's supposed to be "currently wishing I was beautiful" or "currently wishing I were beautiful." Neither sound correct.
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Currently wishing:
i was beautiful
@catboys_bot yes please more catboys in maid outfits
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
