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Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
Dealing with parents 2
I started by talking about how weird the trucking industry is and how it desperately needs self-driving trucks in the next 10 years, but how we also need to solve income inequality before we automate everything with robots or we'll transform into a cyberpunk corporate dystopian hellscape, then moved into how Mormon leaders, who we believe to be literal apostles, JUST SAID WE NEED TO SOLVE INCOME INEQUALITY FOR ALL GOD'S CHILDREN SO WHY ARE YOU REPUBLICANS
Dealing with parents
My parents have been cold to me since I came out as bi a few years ago (they're very worried that I'm now super likely to cheat on my wife), and they did not react well at all to my little sister coming out a few months ago, but they still complain that I don't call them enough/love them enough, so I called yesterday for Easter with the express purpose of not pussyfooting around their comfort zones.
I told them Jesus wasn't a capitalist and they shouldn't be either.
Did I miss something? Are new color schemes and themes available? 😀
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Remember the reason for the season! It's sex. Plant sex. Animal sex. You're one of those. The reason for the season is sex. Have some sex <3
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Subtooting my fellow churchgoers
REMINDER: JESUS CHRIST WAS NOT A CAPITALIST
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tired: being an early adopter, seeing new kids with huge follower counts and getting jealous
wired: remembering that the true value of mastodon were the friends and memories we made along the way (but still getting irrationally upset regardless)
I wanna
floof you like an animal
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Masto but for Snapchat
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Knuckle tats
AWOO AWOO
AWOO FINE
AWOO JAIL
HELP AWOO
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When you die on Masto you also die
in France
AND IN REAL LIFE.
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You, a normal: I have a thing for magical old men.
Me, an intellectual: Yumbledore
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Yum yum food
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:pizza:
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Watch_Dogs spoilers
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remember to ping your florps and slam your boinks
Blaseball OC accidentally became my entire personality & then Blaseball died. Oops.
Genderfluid, so technically your new favorite MILF. My pronouns are whatever make you feel gayest.
Joined Apr 2017
