✨🅰️W🅾️🅾️✨ The Spybrarian @thethinktanker@awoo.space

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I'm on snapchat to tell my wife how thirsty I am

go out and dig a hole and bury your doubts because where you're going, you won't need 'em, kid.

bepis call me the space cowbutt

Imagine all the bepis
living
for todaaaaaaay hey heeee~ee~ee~eey

you may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only butts

But you didn't have to cut me off
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don't even need your butt
But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough

You didn't have to stoop so low
Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
I guess that I don't need that, though
Now you're just some bepis that I used to now

some BEPIS
(that I used to know)

Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LO

the chaos emeralds?!

butts

get kinky and sext until you die

i'm dying squirtle

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i'm depressed squirtle

awoo!

awooooo~~

hello yes it is i the perpetually sad butts guy

How can you tell if the whispers you think you're hearing are auditory hallucinations or just the muted chatter of coworkers and paranoia that you keep hearing them mention your name but they really aren't?

I'm a bit concerned. Moderate paranoia is common for me, but this seems excessive, even for me. To add to that, I've had a noticeable (to me, which may or may not be paranoia also) problem with stuttering lately, very abnormal.

So yeah, I continue to worry and confound my baby boomer parents because I'm their bisexual progressive anti-capitalist leftist techno-utopian Mormon transhumanist son who aggressively informs them they're not actually living their religion with their right-wing bullshit politics and they desperately need to reject the conservative culture that for some reason (*cough* BrighamYoung'sRacistAssBullshit*cough*) permeates the church, and I'm actually quite proud of all that.

And what's more, I told them I don't understand how they can ignore the aspects of their religion that don't fit with the political views they've been told to hold their entire lives.

And I did all of this while keeping my cool and countering my lawyer-devil's-advocate-playing father's bullshit derailments and pivots by citing facts and scriptures that contradict his politics.

Hey, if they want me to call more often, they I'm going to talk about what I want to talk about.

So most Christians have no excuse for being unabashed conservative capitalists.

BUT MORMONS HAVE EVEN LESS OF AN EXCUSE. We've got more books of scripture and modern prophets/apostles that even more explicitly reject the idea of private property and tell us we should be striving to create a utopian society that is totally contrary to capitalist ideals.

So I told my conservative Mormon parents that, based on my religious Mormon/Christian faith, I reject capitalism.

Most Christians have no excuse for being capitalists who worship mammon (see Acts 4 where Christ's church literally has all member's property become common property, thereby forsaking the concept of private ownership). Jesus says things like, "Hey BTW, rich people don't go to heaven," and only barely stopped short of saying, "Hey seize the means of production, comrade," in the New Testament. He literally outlined a utopian religious society for the church post-resurrection.