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If you livestream yourself shaving your entire head you're getting shorny on main.

If you're upset at these jokes, then you're getting scorny on main.

IF YOU'RE A MYTHICAL BEAST WHO POOPS RAINBOWS YOU CAN BE UNICORNY ON MAIN

If eating metal gives you magic powers you can be mistborny on main.

The Joke: welcome to Mastodon, here's your fursuit and your copy of Das Kapital

Reality: welcome to Mastodon, here's your six alt fursonas, a copy of the Anarchist's Cookbook, an eight-week course on the programming language of your choice, a tarot deck, some brand spanking new hormones, and a complex geometric sigil you should memorize that will turn into a neural counter-virus so that when the Singularity finally hits we can make sure The Straights don't claim it for themselves

And if you complain about how you just fell down and it really hurts you can be sore knee on main.

If you starred in Alien, Aliens, and Galaxy Quest you can be Sigourney on main.

Masto Newbies 

Feel free to just awoooo into the federation whenever you want, see if you can make some friends!

And if you use your masto account to shelter a bunch of dwarves and a single hobbit in your burly burly arms, you can say you're getting Beorny on main.

I really enjoyed Kubo and the 2 Strings, but 

I felt like it kinda fell down in the third act. Still a wonderful film though.

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road 

No joke, I just have that stuck in my head.

New user guide 

Masto-verification is just a joke, it's not real.

When using CW's for jokes: 

Remember to joke responsibly. Don't have triggering content inside your joke if you can't work an actual content warning into your CW joke reveal format.

Nothing worse than going in for a fun CW reveal joke to get hit with something that actually needed a CW.

Joke responsibly! Also, butts.

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