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i couldn't find my phone, so i shouted "okay google, timer for 1 second"

this made the process of locating it considerably easier

kink party 

after that point, i started acting a like a human being and was pretty open again...

the reaction here was super-different from the munch i went to last--and also the one i kind of initially expected

nobody really cared! and to me, that's kind of The Best Thing™

someone even asked to do a spanking scene with me

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kink party 

so, it turns out i'm liked enough to be invited to private parties now!

but after last time, i was nervous about saying anything about diapers–so while everyone else talked about all kinds of kinks, i made some jokes, but stayed pretty quiet

i was going to go home early, because i didn't want to impose, but when someone asked and i explained, it turned out they didn't mind at all

one of the hosts caught wind too, and wanted me to stay anyway…so i did! with some regained confidence

@yogthos@mastodon.social this is *so* my aesthetic

i like how i just idly did nothing for ten minutes before realizing i was doing exactly the thing i was talking about

noooppe! don't do that, self!

time to go be bad at splatfest instead!

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it's so counter-intuitive, because even though i practically have a sea of interesting things in front of me, i often instead opt to do exactly none of that

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it's weird how as the number of things i want to do increases, the less i end up doing any of them

@Nystre oh, oh nooo!

i hear his forces are the ones behind erasebook

@raccoon phone numbers are fine if they aren't attached to a carrier

but yeah, you may as well just give your second factor to your threat model adversaries if they are

@Eriadam it's still early into your 30 days, but if you get a streak going, it will be easier to keep doing it

that's actually part of what pushed me through inktober since i usually draw very rarely

@Violet also, this is really cool!

i'll admit "ls" was one of the first things i typed though...

@shadowfirebird@a.weirder.earth it has some extremely cool bits to it that aren't well-replicated in other languages yet

like for example, sure languages have repls now--but not many languages encourage you to start with a loop, and hot-swap in code until you have your desired program

a feedback loop like that is Massively Cool because you can start by running a buggy and incomplete program, and by the time it exits, it can be basically done

a not-good way to drink cider:
pour part of it into your mouth and the rest onto your shirt

you can trust me! i have practical experience

i should write a thing that replaces every word with its longest equivalent from a thesaurus and call it "text to speech"

@codl would a giant version of this be super mario sunshine?

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