1993: on the internet nobody knows you're a dog
2017: the NSA is confused and concerned by your continued very public claims of being a dog
@typhlosion 2027: dogs working as NSA codebreakers
they call 'em codebarkers
CODEBORKERS: THE STORIES OF DOGGOS WHAT BORKIN' CODES
2021: the HNNSA needs to talk to your dog about federal charges
@typhlosion bark!!!
@typhlosion Nah - they know me pretty well at this point and they're used to it...