"What the hell do you mean, DMCA violation? It's a BLOOD TYPE."

"Yes, but you still based it on proteins developed in Minecraft IV. I'm afraid you have no case."

"Oh, god."

"I'm sorry, Mx. 41. We still have plenty of options. We can try to get this tried in a progressive jurisdiction. Take it to Jakarta Submarine, hope it's read by a Pyratbyran sapience..."

"What do I do until then?"

"I dunno. Pack your things and report to Notch."

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@zebratron2084 this is so unrealistic

i mean, notch doesn't even own the minecraft ip anymore

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