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The scrap dealer sells you a laser laser. When you pull the trigger, a ⚠ symbol flashes but nothing happens.

@novimatrem i would argue every os is absurd in its own way, but thats not really a constructive addition to this post

imagining a dystopian future where jungle isn't massive

@trysdyn spoken like an ai created by a team that didn't learn about ai safety

@trysdyn plugging in usb killers on all of red team's computers that are set up to activate remotely

@Nine i mean... we *have*, just only on the scale of electrons. it's actually a big issue in integrated circuit design

@Nine God, carefully watching humanity do the double-slit experiment: "oh no oh no oh no oh no"

re: h3VR stuff (firearm ment.) 

@owashii@plush.city obviously the whizzbanger is the best

@Siph the reason He didn't want adam and eve to eat the fruit of knowledge was because He knew they'd have some questions about quantum dynamics that He was not prepared to answer concisely

and God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. and God saw all the new mathematics He had to deal with and said "Oh for the love of Me, this may have been a mistake"

@typhlosion every night i fall unconscious for 5 to 8 hours and hallucinate situations both tame and fantastic, that i then forget minutes after coming to. no doctor can explain why

@BatElite scientists refuse to believe the truth behind how much you like coffee

lifehack: state mundane facts about yourself as though they're incredible supernatural phenomena

"scientists cannot explain how much i like coffee"

re: shut the fuck up codl 

@codl dont shut the fuck up keep making good posts like this

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