kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

this morning, i believed cringe was dead. this afternoon i attended a meeting where a middle-aged software engineer working for the government unironically said "awesomesauce" during a meeting. now i'm not so sure

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social hearing the amen break or funky drummer Activates me

one of those erotic sushi bars where you eat the food off someone's body but it's chicken wings

@hi_cial i am all for this. we outgender them millions to 2

@esvrld@octodon.social the market for nude fucky tulips was always prone to grifting, this was only a matter of time

are we gonna declare independence from britain again

@prehensile ah yes, the 1950s, when everyone had pocket nukes and actually that's less wrong than i'd like it to be

does anyone know of any, like, decently ethical companies for getting stuff like custom printed t-shirts? when i get famous and start my merch empire, i want to keep the exploitation of child labor to a minimum. well more realistically i want a "grao" shirt just for myself to wear tbh

@videogames@botsin.space LB i want to make this game now

sorry, you can't dig here. a 7yo informed me that there's a labyrinthine network of sewer pipes crisscrossing right underneath this vacant lot

if your child likes drawing with chalk on the sidewalk, teach them how to draw underground infrastructure annotations to confuse and disorient public works officials

freddie mercury was famously bad at hide and seek. not five minutes into a game he'd start singing "can anybody find meeeeee~"

the scariest thing i can think of is that we have been so inundated with bad news over the past few years that i can hardly even come up with a way to effectively engage with social anxieties through horror anymore without just thinking whatever is on screen has a good chance of actually happening in the near future

hally happoween

i just now realized the melody in the losing horn from price is right is the fucking motif from the theme of the show