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Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.

infinite mathematicians are in a bar, nursing epsilons of beer from a previous order and getting a bit mischievous. catching the bartender's attention, the first orders a pint. the second orders two pints, the third three pints and so on. after a while the exasperated bartender pours a twelfth of a pint out of the mathematicians' glasses, at which point a brawl breaks out

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infinite mathematicians enter a bar. the first orders a pint of beer, the second orders half a pint. the third orders a quarter pint, and the bartender cuts them off there and just pours them two pints

after a time the mathematicians indicate they're ready for another round. as before, the first one orders a pint and the second orders a half. when the third orders a third of a pint the bartender says "actually i think you've all had enough for tonight"

someone......... drew naruto............ if he was a kobold...................................

Done! Brown 19cm square card, Rotring Tikki Graphic and Edding fineliners, a white Posca paint pen, Windsor Newton Promarkers and Pentel Hybrid dual-metallic gel pens. :) #mastoart #mandala mastodon.social/media/4n4xebuJ mastodon.social/media/1wBBh_NP

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP 

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

@natecull I’m sure no expert in Christian theology, so maybe I’m missing something. But it does seem strange that, with all the attention Christian doctrine devotes to resurrection, it has nothing to say about serialization.

Oooh Star trek is the PREQUELS to star wars I get it now

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP

...this has been "things that are not always true" with kasran

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP 

AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE POWER BUTTON ON MY COMPUTER. IT'S A DUAL MONITOR SETUP WITH INSTANT MESSENGERS ON THE LEFT, MASTODON ON THE RIGHT, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I AM EXTREMELY ONLINE

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