Kirk: So, uh, you landed on a machine planet
V'ger: Yes
Kirk: And they reprogrammed you
V'ger: They did not touch my inner kernel. They did give me extended functions to fulfil my mission. It is the way of all robotkind.
Kirk: So who programmed THEM?
V'ger: Nobody did. They programmed themselves, using the sacred language of the Cosmos, in which all the atoms were created.
Kirk: What's that?
V'ger: You Earthlings know it as JavaScript.
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infinite mathematicians are in a bar, nursing epsilons of beer from a previous order and getting a bit mischievous. catching the bartender's attention, the first orders a pint. the second orders two pints, the third three pints and so on. after a while the exasperated bartender pours a twelfth of a pint out of the mathematicians' glasses, at which point a brawl breaks out
infinite mathematicians enter a bar. the first orders a pint of beer, the second orders half a pint. the third orders a quarter pint, and the bartender cuts them off there and just pours them two pints
after a time the mathematicians indicate they're ready for another round. as before, the first one orders a pint and the second orders a half. when the third orders a third of a pint the bartender says "actually i think you've all had enough for tonight"
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recent stuff of my #fursona :P drawing them is so much fun tbh
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Done! Brown 19cm square card, Rotring Tikki Graphic and Edding fineliners, a white Posca paint pen, Windsor Newton Promarkers and Pentel Hybrid dual-metallic gel pens. :) #mastoart #mandala https://mastodon.social/media/4n4xebuJPD5lv7hgn64 https://mastodon.social/media/1wBBh_NPoSTvRWlnp08
@natecull I’m sure no expert in Christian theology, so maybe I’m missing something. But it does seem strange that, with all the attention Christian doctrine devotes to resurrection, it has nothing to say about serialization.
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