kasran, fourier transfemme @typhlosion@awoo.space

they had to use pretty strong wood to make jesus' crucifix. no surprise there, though; it had to be lord-bearing

one of the things jesus gave humanity was his recipe for bread, but it's so tedious to make. the dough takes three whole days to rise

"water, rock and ground types"
okay then!

"also your stat spread has poor physical defense so you'd probably fare poorly against physical attackers with the right defenses"
CHILLIN, CHILLIN, MINDIN MY BUSINESS,

I accidentally made it private the first time lol

@typhlosion

letting the world roll me
let the rock stars hold me down
letting the world roll me
all-stars playing underground

into the shed again
after the tools are sharp
once in a smash mouth
all-stars playing underground

hey @typhlosion showed me the best free jazz i've ever heard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvh8zi30neM

a monk asked Jeff Foxworthy, "does a fifth grader have Buddha-nature?"
Foxworthy replied, "you might be a redneck!"

leaving a smear of plastic on the freeway as my brand new hyper sized Truck Nutz drag behind my 2008 Scion at high speed

Just remember the reason for the season
Why today is so important
Keep it in your hearts

perfect for #SecurityAwareness <3

"Be gay do crimes" and "boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time" have inspired more direct action in the younger generation than all the somber old slogans combined, and it's because they're funny and memeable. It's because every gen z will see both on social media at one point in at least one form, and they'll stick in their mind

Adjust your messaging to your audience and your culture