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spontaneously reflecting on how different of a point in my life i was at when i first played undertale

can i drive a car in bloodstained? no? then what's the Gotdamn Point

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seems like the fediverse accidentally reinvented email spam

you're legally not allowed to call it a casserole unless it's made in the Casserole region of France

how am i supposed to tear myself away from car video game to play iga video game

it's all fun and games until the vowels go on strike. then t's ll fn n gms

Apparently #Tusky doesn't support the reporting option send the report to the reported user's instance admin. That's unfortunate, and sorely needed.

five cultured critters: Carrissa, Carolin, Coralyn, Catarina, Cecilia

why does a boomerang make for a good companion 

because boomerangs are good at respecting your feelings. wait, what did you think i was gonna say

gender whatever 

conversely, when someone talks about men in the abstract doing whatever kind of thing that's oppressive or appropriative or abusive, *that's* the label i respond to. i'm party to the abuses of men, my mind says; i'm guilty of the internalized prejudice that men have; is it any fucking wonder i don't ever feel valid

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gender whatever 

when i see shit talking about like "girls are so good in X way" or "girls own Y topic" or "im gay for girls" or some shit, i never feel like im a part of "girls". it feels fake, like i'm just pretending, just putting on the airs and pronouns of something i'm not, claiming context i have no right to inherit

same when it's "enbies" instead, incidentally. and i don't want to be a boy. so i'm left with nothing. (no, not even "agender" feels right)

alternatively, this is the origin story behind the events of Charlotte's Web

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the radioactive spider that bit Peter Parker developed the proportional intellect and tool use of a human being. unfortunately, nobody found out since it didn't also obtain a human's speech or lifespan

Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can take catgirl pills?

Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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forza horizon 4 

y'all

the lego dlc is so fucking wild. i am LIVING

you can tell everyone involved had a lot of fun putting it together, and it's some really fun driving too

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re: forza horizon 4 

@typhlosion who ever came up with this idea of putting real-world things in video games

if you send someone a box in the mail that contains a bunch of stim toys and such, is that a stimulus package

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