orc pooptootin', pathfinder 

everyone's favorite pathfinder rule:

"Weapon Familiarity: Half-orcs are proficient with greataxes and falchions and treat any weapon with the word “orc” in its name as a martial weapon."

I pick up the sORCerer and smash the bad guy.

I wield an ORChestra like it's the downtown club.

My thrown weapon? An ORCa.

orc pooptootin', pathfinder 

Wanna argue semantics and say it has to be only the word "orc"?

OK, fine. I pick up another orc and beat you with it.

orc pooptootin', pathfinder 

@vahnj a little like my bard's claim that, if a halfling is holding it, by definition it's an ancient and honorable halfling weapon.

orc pooptootin', pathfinder 

@Leucrotta it's true!!!!

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