Spiderman, Spiderman
He put peaches in a can
In a factory downtown

@vahnj realpost spider-man was possibly my first "crush"

@modernmodron he is a spider with a hard carapace I imagine he is hard to crush

Jk spidey would be real hot in bed I bet

@vahnj
Does he can?
Listen, Jets.
His goods stack in your cabinets.

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