humans are boring
play a kobold
@vahnj "Kobolds are weak!"
Fren, let me introduce you to PunPun
@witchfynder_finder to be fair PunPun requires a very lot of DM fiat
@vahnj You're not wrong, but she's still an excellent counterpoint to people who think kobolds are somehow bad.
@witchfynder_finder the only humanoid race that can do it iirc?
@vahnj I think there's something about it that requires kobolds specifically, but I might be wrong about that. It's been a minute since I actually read the build.
@vahnj I got to play a campaign where the players were all kobolds, and it was fantastic. We got to build a snarl and fill it with traps and minmax so hard the npcs started talking through our issues instead of even attempting combat.
@Axi all kobold campaigns are great
i've never got to run one but i got to play an all-kobold one-shot once
@vahnj Aaa, good! How'd it go?
@Axi it was okay but the gm was kind of a dick who i ended up stopping being friends with eventually
it's fun to be a bunch of kobolds trying to scrabble past one another though XD
i played a trap-setting class, i think there's a rogue archetype that gets access to ranger traps or something. it was really great
@vahnj Awh, yeah, that's a bummer.
Sounds like fun with the other players, though! I think I know the archetype. I multiclassed sorceror/rouge and focused really heavily on trap engineering early game. It was a looong campaign, though, went for over a year.
@vahnj weak? Let me introduce you to Rawr a level 25 Arcane Trickster that broke a GM (time stop plus sneak attack makes GMs cry.): https://www.dropbox.com/s/tcdrqvtn739e3bv/Rawr_25.pdf?dl=0
@kellerfuchs well there is a fennec... And at the time Kes was the most fennec fennec I knew.
@Nikon *awwwwws, squees, offers squishy hugs.*
@Nikon ugh this sounds great
But this is exactly what i mean kobolds can totally get into ridiculous shenanigans
@vahnj Or a goblin!
@witchfynder_finder goblins: treasure buddies
@Stephen_Stone why not both
"but crom, kobolds are weak"
my friend.
that's half the fun.
the other half is breaking the game with min-maxing shenanigans for making kobolds weak