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food memeing 

oh no help i keep spelling "mongodb" as "mangodb" now

i even had to retype the first word twice!!!!!

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@Siphonay@octodon.social that's ok have a good day

food memeing 

manage digital food with mango db

it's a fruit store built for a no-squeal environment

perfect for keeping those smoothie materials ripe

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@thefishcrow but i don't need one in washington

@bea@dev.glitch.social i've been steadily learning it at work

still don't know how it works but at least i get how to hack at things deployed on it now lmao

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@thefishcrow yeeeeeeeee hello mister/misses weed guy i will take 1 (1) weed(s)

@Mycroft @vahnj Rescue the dragon, Steal the princess, and slay the treasure. LET'S GO.

@Mycroft this means space dragons are a thing too

COSMIC FAERY DRAGONS

@Mycroft if I ever play I am absolutely going to be Roger the space janitor kobold

@Mycroft I lost interest when I found out there were no official kobolds v_v

Just kidding I can still totally do kobolds in space

@vahnj SNRRRRRRK--Awoo-oo-oo-oo... SNRRRRRRK-Awoo-oo-oo-oo

(A snoring Awoo Spacer)

look ok i know the awoo throne is big but that doesn't mean you all get to sit in it all at once-

no look that doesn't mean you fall asleep there either- i-

oh okay gosh i give up this is now the nap throne

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shitposts for the shitpost god
awoos for the awoo throne

HUMAN: I'm a human! I evolved the capacity to cope with about 12 things. Let's make some technology
TECHNOLOGY: there are 97 trillion things

Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee, do what you want 'cause a pirate is 

gay

Coffee 

Guess whoms't is ignoring his own advice to drink more water :lenny:

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