Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

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holy SHIT AHAhahaha

(found via https://twitter.com/kschaef95/status/984827930525208576)

BLEP HOERS

good dog

What monstrous creature is Crom obsessed with today?

*rolls dice* Ahhhh chimeras

https://tsaoshin.deviantart.com/art/Little-Chimera-322630233

OHHHhhhhhhhh

Hmm. A d&d painting.

WAIT.

ENHANCE.

ENHANCE.

......Found ya.

Dragonnnnnnnnnn

Anyway here's the furry part of the museum I know you want to see this masto

FYI I'm the Wise Wizard, Nick is the Shadow, and his mom is the Maiden Warrior. They have a quiz lol

Ghost
- helps you get the cookie jar if you're too short
- good at pranks
- eternal friendship and romance!!
- proves that "til death do us part" is a lie
- have cool stories of their past

Cryptic
- whoa what the fuck
- nobody knows what you are?? But somehow they're sexy???
- have really cool homes and powers
- even if incomprehensible they're super loyal friends and lovers

Witch
- can help you be as sexy as you wanna be
- can mess with your enemies without you getting caught
- hella good friends and lovers

Demon
- hot af
- down for casual and long term relationships
- will do anything for you if you give them what they want. Good reciprocating

Alien
- take you to cool places
- nobody will keep you safer
- have really cool things to show and tell you
- actually really romantic

Shapechanger
- fits in if they want to or not
- fuzzy cuddles
- my boyfriend

Animal
- hella good at kissing
- fun to ride on
- fkn look at those chompers damn

Mutant
- most likely to have kids if that's your thing
- can be super rad
- easiest to date
- make good wing people

Vampire
- good at kissing
- sexy af
- good at parties

Here is the third dog breed I have been able to identify today

Now i saw this dog