Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@online tbf I have never tried to topple a mountain so who knows

@online what no my super power is I get to be constantly surrounded by cute kobolds

@online I suppose that would explain my own secret powers

@online it's bc you're gay I bet

@Jacel @green @mawr when's the best time to take it? i used to take it when i was on my low-carb diet

definitely worth reading @polymerwitch@toot.cat's tweet and reading up on this stuff

i don't think awoo.space's patreon will go anywhere for the time being but this sucks

https://toot.cat/users/polymerwitch/updates/42062

@mawr @green I've only every lucid dreamed once in my life but I don't remember anything about what I dreamed lmao

@mawr @green there was some amazing loot I found when I realized I could cancel my surgery, including a legendary staff I could change the orbs out to cause different effects and cast different spells

@green @mawr usually when I remember my dreams I get very detailed and vivid memories

Like I could easily drill into details about last night's dreams as there are way more details like - the dental office captured me in a castle on a mountain I floated to on a mountain and the people at the office were all clones of this same blonde woman but none of them ever gave me a name - I got my teeth cleaned while wearing heavy armor and put my sword and shield down to receive it

@green @mawr I wish I could dream more or at least remember my dreams, most of the time I don't remember anything v_v

Diablo except it's about world exploration and getting dental surgery

Sorry that's about as detailed as I remember

@green nah don't worry too much I deal ok with that mess of stuff

@masklayer nothing buddy it's just gay

@green Volo's monster guide! I'm well aware :3

Hrngghhhh I need to build a kobold in Pathfinder again soon

@viTekiM@mastodon.social I will boost the heck out of your Kickstarter that's for sure

Hello darkness my old friend

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/08/02/people-can-still-be-fired-for-being-gay-in-the-us/

This is adorable aaaaaa

https://twitter.com/Foofinu/status/892916386162331650