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masto silly 

mastodon is a shatner-proof network. please remember to keep up your shatner-proofing inspections so william shatner cannot sneak his way in again. thank you

here's a cool tip dont trust callouts whose sources are fucking kiwi farms of all things thanks

what if you were a dick and they became a ghost?? I don't know how to deal with thousands of years of yelling

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if im a ghost after I die I'm gonna reverse haunt people

Make things go good for them instead of bad

Cuz why not if I'm gonna have an indefinite existence like that

@Mycroft that is very good

and yea i know it is cuz of jj's backstory with.... that dude

mashable's old hot take on mastodon 

@djsundog @Aros in before i get a bunch of star trek video edits yelling "CROOOOOOM" at me

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