Crom, Kobold King @vahnj@awoo.space

@shekkiesqueaks@computerfairi.es my scungle is adequately tickled

holy SHIT AHAhahaha

(found via https://twitter.com/kschaef95/status/984827930525208576)

@green we are trying to get a no-shed dog cuz we both have allergies so we've been eyeballing getting a bichon of some kind. looks like they got all big dogs too which we also can't do :(

@green thank

@mike@nulled.red i can't until after halfway through may :(

but we are probably going to get

a dog

ODIN THE ALL KNOWING (of where the snacks are stored)

ok so if this dog isn't adopted in a month and a half im prolly gonna get him i can't stand it. look at him!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.allpaws.com/adopt-a-dog/havanese-mix-bichon-frise/6768381

LOOK AT THESE PUPPIES

http://classifieds.seattletimes.com/wa/dogs/akc-german-shepherd-puppies/2c5f10ec34054da889cee878f8cc

*heavy breathing* dogggggggggsssssssssssss

!!!!!! OH

http://classifieds.seattletimes.com/wa/dogs/mini-husky-puppies-900-2500/e22a84ac97484f129581667503bb

i have a hard time looking through dog adoption pages cuz i wanna cry when i see ones that have been abused :(

@Skirmisher wet fluffos doin' a drizzle

@Trev@icosahedron.website @KitRedgrave@glitch.social "god damn i gotta be brutally honest with you, i'm not straight AT ALL but holy hell you're sexy, straight up truth"

a database of gun violence incidents since 2013

thought people might find it relevant

https://github.com/jamesqo/gun-violence-data

it's extremely rude that you can't kiss akihiko in persona 3

cowboy bebimbop

@twitter@mastodon.technology @kibi delightful~

@kibi it's funny cuz if you were my boss and said this jokingly i would 100% do it

@kibi "I'm sorry I had to pet 69 dogs they were all so good"

@kibi how about "sorry im late i had to pet a dog"