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depiction of turtleberry 

I'm a reptile horticulturalist now.

silly newspaper/tech punning 

pff who reads the Washington POST

i'm more a fan of the Washington GET

I'm tired and gay. Can today be honorary Friday

Kobolds with bike horns strapped to their feet

Honk honk honk honk honkkkkkkkhonk

Food joking lyrics 

:burg_topbun:​ I :burg_topbun:​ don't :burg_topbun:​ want :burg_topbun:​ none :burg_topbun:​ if :burg_topbun:​ you :burg_topbun:​ don't :burg_topbun:​ got :burg_topbun:​ buns :burg_topbun:​ hun :burg_topbun:

It's end of the month time!

Donate to @squirrel 's patreon because she's nice and runs this lovely server for us

patreon.com/maple_syrup/

tax man phone call 

@vahnj oh can you itemize and deduct that? Masto should know about that

tax man phone call 

called the tax man

he is startled to discover ✨I'm Gay ✨

@vahnj I'm terrible at self-promotion, even when prompted, but here goes…

patreon.com/alahmnat

tired: Estus Flask
wired: Eustace Bagge Flask

oh snap it's almost the 1st

hey send me your patreons/liberapays/whatever!!!

ohhhhhhh it might actually be i had another conflicting entry :O

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