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Things to do on your birthday: Celebrate and get drunk.

Things I do on my birthday: Welcome people to Mastodon!

Things you can do on my birthday:
Throw monies at me for my health fund, donations will be re.played during my stream in 1h40min!

streamlabs.com/maloki

Or support me on patreon long term:
patreon.com/maloki

When caring for your chimera do not forget to feed and pet the tail as well as the head! They share emotions and some thoughts so it will help you bond more strongly when you treat both as the full being.

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Everyone getting on the bus trying not to wake the guy who fell asleep and ended up with his feet in the aisle is the most Seattle thing

@vahnj And if you don't set them up juuuuust right, you learn too late that your jorts are consistently placed 2" behind you.

anti-homophobia video 

there's a really good anti-homophobia video making some rounds. i watched it all the way through even though it triggered my social anxiety. it's really good i guess but i almost didn't share it cuz it's so heavy

so consider yourself warned i guess

twitter.com/bbcthesocial/statu

what the heck how is this kobold so cute look at the words

I wish it also respected user notification settings.... Dunno if that's accessible just via the api tho

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Unfortunately it makes some assumptions about the performance characteristics of your server and connection that makes it a little difficult to use sometimes.....

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