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i'm tired and gay but at least i'm *falls asleep*

I saw a hot goblin on birdsite and I'm regretting having not posted it here now

yoo i just need $100 to get to pay rent today. i'm desperate now... anything help. i don't wanna be homeless again.

cash.me/$KiCarter

Argh really bad headache

Is this what migraines are like? Vision weirdness and problems focusing?

Saw a lady scoot past me on a skateboard vaping and jorting

@vahnj Crom, uh, I don't know if you know this, maybe you don't, and that's okay, but, uh, we have a word for that. When it's jeans but also shorts. It's okay if you didn't know. But I thought I should tell you.

It's called sheans (shorts jeans).

i'm in the shorts
i'm in the jeans
i'm in the combination shorts and jeans

battery's almost out and i have to flee the egg chair soon

*flails uselessly*

Hey, if you're looking for streamers who won't come out with racism during a "heated gaming moment", here are a few on Twitch that I like:

DistractedElf
Day9tv
Bluejay
RissaRants
LobosJr
INeedDivGames
FuzzyFreaks
SimplyUndrea
Drewmega
GamingOnLinux
LetsIntelligame
8BitDylan

I've never heard anything racist, or indeed overtly sexist, transphobic, etc. out of a single one of them. Most of them run tight ships in their chat too.

oh no i keep forgetting to upload dzuk's emoji to discord

Chaotic Queer is the name of my David Bowie cover band

suggested alignments:

- chaotic queer
- creative good
- lawful emotional
- an egg chair

banned alignments:

- lawful wall street
- chaotic dickweed
- lazy backstory
- objective seduce everything
- a chair

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