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Misheard Nerd Words 

Misheard a couple coworkers discussing a log-parsing script:

"The hetero is not included."

(It was "header row.")

@ossifrage

While I won't say the previous two were bad, they're different. Rian did more classical, quasi-operatic vocals alongside Ian's angry nerd shouting, but after the second, Ian and Rian broke-up (in more ways than one, they were engaged), Ian taught himself guitar, got another co-vocalist (Wendy Yanko?), and put out an album about personal betrayal, self-hatred, and the GW Bush administration. XD

Oops...meant Viral Extinction for the first. XD

Yup! They had three full-length releases.

Viral Strain
Belief Control
Strain

"Tyranny of the Majority" is a 4th album from 2011 but it was never finished (meant to have vocals, but is instrumental. Free internet release.) When I say "last" I'm referring to Strain. =)

@ossifrage It's been awhile, I should queue some of their early stuff on Spotify today.

Have I harped about how awesome Flesh Field's last album was?

re: Dating, relationships, ++ 

@ossifrage

Dear, you can't put them in cement. That's unethical.

generic kink mention 

My goal is to be so knowledgeable about a wide variety of kinks--sharing them with others that I know are into certain things--that nobody can tell what my actual perversions are.

@fluxom_alt @Balina @irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

But where in the world?

Vyruem boosted

Drop-into an art stream full of strangers and just start droppin' puns every chance I get.

I suppose this is better than my overwrought gothy approach, at least.

re: A Recipe for Cookies [part7] 

@fluxom_alt

Good to know! I look forward to the lascivious sequel:

A Recipe for Cookies 2: Lo-lectric Boogalewd

re: A Recipe for Cookies [part7] 

@fluxom_alt

TBH, I was reading these and half-expecting it to go slightly sideways until it suddenly leapt the tracks and became a catastrophically kinky concept that relates to cookies only in the slightest.

Why am I shopping for riot masks? I don't need one. I have no use for—

—OOOoooo, one has a voice amplifier!

@fluxom_alt @IrisKalmia

Also, I just imagined a character with big paw beans that smell like coffee grinding coffee beans in the nude.

Brains are weird.

@fluxom_alt @IrisKalmia

Beans ground to make coffee.
-and-
Beans ground into one's face.
Either is valid.

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