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@Waces

It's short for Guyjamin or Guyiam, I think. Maybe Guystopher.

@RainierBeringer@meow.social

*hand-cranking the ballista*

"Keeeep on talking, funny-cat..."

re: Selfies! Girlbuldge? V A P O R W A V E 

@Electrum

Floof.

Vyruem boosted

sfw furry-short shorts - watermelon crushing between thighs 

that's my face drawn on that watermelon (god, i wish that were me)

for @vyruem

Vyruem boosted

re: DnD update. 

@Draekos

"A luminous display in the form of two giant blue spheres appears above your head, as your massive stores of magic—for which you have steadfastly saved for such a moment—erupt-forth through your mighty rod with such determination and clarity of purpose that your enemy and one member of your party is utterly saturated by the sheer strength of your supernatural spasms."

re: cursed image 

@ossifrage

Oh c'mon, clearly this is a match made in heaven...

...by an angry, vindictive god.

re: Weed, mh 

@AzureHusky I'm glad it helps! I'm not quite as fortunate--tends to only make my anxiety more creative.

re: nonsense horny moof things 

@Balina

Also, consider every clone is thinking the exact same thing. Exponentially-increasing levels of theoretical clone-hörnt.

alcohol, poor decisions 

*AC goes-on the fritz*

"Ah, I am sweating and parched. This warm whiskey sure should cool me off, though."

re: Me telling myself horny truths 

@Balina

...

...yes, Moofstress, you are right.

re: Me telling myself horny truths 

@Balina

Oh...
...oh no...

*hushed whispers from the darkness:*

VYLINA

@Balina As the Vyfe says "What do you mean 'Why are you making that face?' This is just my face."

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