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death, music, dorothy parker, link 

And the way I was first introduced to this poem (and Ms. Parker, incidentally)--a musical interpretation by C-Tec

youtube.com/watch?v=TMryW_W295

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@softgoat@computerfairi.es [grabs his lone point and runs back to safety]

[stretches] Ah, well--time to get my morning excrementooting in!

@softgoat@computerfairi.es This sounds a little too intense for me.

coffee 

@murilega

So...I don't see the problem...

@Freylet

I'm not all that awake really...

-oh! You meant you!

lewd fail 

@Shadow8t4 Your naughty fantasies about having a "Daily Double" with Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak are safe with us.

@green

My clumps my clumps my clumps my little kitty lumps

@Shadow8t4 @AdalwinAmillion I concur--this is likely a set-up for were-propagation. Also; might not have your preferred Mane 'n Tail shampoo.

@Elizafox I feckin' swear I'm still going to make "excrementoot" catch-on if it's the last thing I do.

@murilega I'm picturing an African wild dog sona sipping from dainty cups and I am amused.

@green @kara@occult.camp

*sends even more soup*
*will continue sending soup until health improves*
*I have the broth and I'm not afraid to use it*

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