@vantablack THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS!
aural stimulation
@Azure Did you get to keep the antlers, at least?
Just now?!
request for affection
@lizardsquidSomehow missed this!
(extra petpets the lizard)
@lizardsquid Lovely to hear--hope the rest of your day is splendid!
@lizardsquid Not terrible, and sometimes good! I cannot complain.
As for yourself?
@lizardsquid Morning!
@masklayer But...I haven't even had any in like--6 months!
no towels
While this proved sufficient for most frontal drying needs, I had to proceed with whipping my back with them like some ascetic flailing himself in order to reach all areas adequately.
And yes, it looked about as ridiculous as it sounds.
no towels
It was not until after my shower, when the previous towel had already been relegated to a dampened floor, that I realized that there were no fresh towels available.
Still dripping, I reached into the closet, hand finding purchase on soft, towel like material, and extracted...
...two small, black hand towels.
sex party, social anxiety
@inurashii Holy f*ck--I get anxiety going for groceries--no idea how I'd handle this.
@Elizafox
Eliza...I live for your hot takes.
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