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@Elizafox Drinking is my benzo-substitute as well. I wish I could still use them but...I got a bit carried away once before.

I became a different person on them, starting mixing with alcohol to potentiate the effects, and many of those nights were remembered only as a series of cut scenes between blackouts.

@Elizafox Hell yes. I used to listen to IR a lot during my self-destructive decade. Incredibly therapeutic--still queue stuff up from time to time.

when i go about among the hoi polloi (+) 

@c1t7@vcity.network

:POSSIBLE RESPONSES:
-Oh, this isn't mine!
-I don't know.
-What are you talking about?
>-Y-yes, please...

when i go about among the hoi polloi (+) 

@c1t7@vcity.network

H-hey, this is just fashion...💦​

@plausocks @Elizafox Fair. Thin crust has it's moments. I'm more a deep dish type, myself, both in pizza preference and in physique.

bondage n' latex art by me 

@ikksplicit I'd say the fashion is trying _you_ out.

alcohol mention, rumination 

I used to think some of my most atrocious shiteposting / excrementooting occurred when I had been drinking.

Tonight has proven to me that liquor is not necessary to be completely asinine.

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how have i not shown y'all my very good fursona. my cyber cat who i accidentally dressed as a member of kraftwerk

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@Elizafox Damn, I thought it meant Kentucky Scryed Chicken.

@Synestria @Ficus

Mirrors *are* generally repelling yet I often find myself looking into them; trying to capture the most flattering angle, the best light...

slow brain morning 

This morning:

-Applied shaving cream liberally to forehead while in shower. (My brows are unwieldy but not *that* unwieldy.)

-Got in car, started vehicle, put in reverse, checked rearview and discovered not only had I forgotten eyeliner, but my hair was still in post-shower natural sloppy-dry form.

-Go back to house, realize I've locked the house door and keys are still in car.

@Elizafox If you die in Illinois you actually just go to hell but you'll hardly be able to tell the difference anyway.

@Elizafox All I'm saying is at least here I'm not getting promoted posts encouraging me to learn more about "sausage legend Jimmy Dean."

@Soreth @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space @anthracite

"It was inevitable, of course; the fandom has absorbed you within it's furry, scaly, and miscellaneous embrace. There is but only one thing left to you...

...say it."

Formerly non-fandom person, trembling, sweating:

"A-...awoo..."

@Elizafox

Should that be read as "the wizard, motherfuckers" or "the wizard-motherfuckers?"

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