Vyruem @vyruem@awoo.space

Harry Potter but it's about a young adult who discovers they are a horny werewolf:

Hairy Knotter—

and the Sore-from-his-bone
and the Chamber of Secretions
and the Prisoner of Ass-bangin'
and the Gobblin' of Spire
and the Hornier of the Three Vix
and the Half-Breed Prince
and the Breathy Awoos

@ossifrage

I understand the fear, but in the short time I've known you, I can vouch for the effort you've put into finding and being yourself--you are anything but lazy, and I'm certain you would have several other people who would agree on that.

@Leucrotta This is rather keen.

@Nerts

Oh.

Fair then.

@Nerts

Quitter!

@vanessalynne

Actually it"s kinda hot.

@Elizafox

ONE-ARMED PUSH-UPS

@RainierBeringer@meow.social

"Oh shit!"

And so the Beast to Moloch came
To strike a deal, to play a game
It sought to satiate it's vice
Without need of sacrifice
But looking into Moloch's flames
It knew the god could not be tamed
And that every grand device
Would not come without a price

@plausocks

Like hell it isn't!

I want to make a knockoff brand, have the stuff manufactured cheaply overseas (but providing a fair wage), and call the label Dick Blowens.

Rick Owens' designs frustrate me to no end. They are sleek, elegant, and simple, but sell for completely absurd prices.

https://www.farfetch.com/shopping/men/rick-owens/items.aspx?view=180&scale=284&category=136331&colour=3|1

@kotep

It's like the trope of superheroes first meeting each other by fighting; some furries seem to think it's proper etiquette to greet everyone by expressing their desire to copulate.

@Nerts

"...a figurine of something..."

@SixArmedSweater

**gremhug**

@ossifrage

omg

@ossifrage

...maybe they aren't really cis; they just don't know it yet.