My goal is to be so knowledgeable about a wide variety of kinks--sharing them with others that I know are into certain things--that nobody can tell what my actual perversions are.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 23, 2019, 02:56

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 23, 2019, 02:56

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@fluxom_alt @Balina @irisjaycomics @BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com

But where in the world?

**Vyruem** · Jan 23, 2019, 02:55

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**💝 Plausocks 💗 Miqo'te Bitch 🐾** @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me · Jan 23, 2019, 02:55

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💝 Plausocks 💗 Miqo'te Bitch 🐾 @plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me

m o o d

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**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 23, 2019, 02:54

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 23, 2019, 02:54

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Drop-into an art stream full of strangers and just start droppin' puns every chance I get.

I suppose this is better than my overwrought gothy approach, at least.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 22, 2019, 21:05

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re: A Recipe for Cookies [part7]

@fluxom_alt

Good to know! I look forward to the lascivious sequel:

A Recipe for Cookies 2: Lo-lectric Boogalewd

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 22, 2019, 20:56

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 22, 2019, 20:56

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re: A Recipe for Cookies [part7]

@fluxom_alt

TBH, I was reading these and half-expecting it to go slightly sideways until it suddenly leapt the tracks and became a catastrophically kinky concept that relates to cookies only in the slightest.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2019, 16:24

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2019, 16:24

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Why am I shopping for riot masks? I don't need one. I have no use for—

—OOOoooo, one has a voice amplifier!

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2019, 04:36

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 20, 2019, 04:36

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@noelle

Powerpuff Girlillaz

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 20:55

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@fluxom_alt @IrisKalmia

Also, I just imagined a character with big paw beans that smell like coffee grinding coffee beans in the nude.

Brains are weird.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 20:53

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 20:53

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@fluxom_alt @IrisKalmia

Beans ground to make coffee.
-and-
Beans ground into one's face.
Either is valid.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 02:39

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 02:39

Jan 19, 2019, 02:39

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@MadestMadness

Desist defennecstrating.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 01:39

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 19, 2019, 01:39

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I must be
The world's
Raunchiest prude
🤔

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 17, 2019, 03:53

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 17, 2019, 03:53

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re: horny

@ossifrage

What a filthy mind--you are absolutely depraved.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 13, 2019, 16:41

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 13, 2019, 16:41

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@Leucrotta

I am doing mildly better than yesterday! How are you?

**Vyruem** · Jan 12, 2019, 21:11

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**Groove Meowster** @UDNTNOME@yiff.life · Jan 12, 2019, 21:11

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Groove Meowster @UDNTNOME@yiff.life

Nsfw joke, food

When you're vegan and into pet play

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**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 19:08

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 19:08

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re: trashposting

@IrisKalmia @Kyresti @Oneironott

Straight? Well, imagine two people making a pizza. The crust is pre-made, the cheese is pre-shredded, the sauce is from a jar, and there are no toppings because they didn't want to try anything "weird" but couldn't agree on anything "normal."

Also they leave it in the oven too long while bickering about how long it should be in the oven so it burns and they blame each other and fight over who gets the charred remains.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 05:54

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 05:54

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re: drugs

@Leucrotta @IrisKalmia

They were hoping for MDMA but looks like they're getting 'crank,' instead.

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:25

**Vyruem** @vyruem@awoo.space · Jan 12, 2019, 04:25

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re: lewd, gross, kink

@ossifrage

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