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@kara@occult.camp There's nothing wrong with that. I've done the same, and I feel the same guilt for it.

I may try to overcompensate sometimes, though.

@lizardsquid

I'M NOT BLUSHING--THAT"S JUST THE BOOZE MAKING ME FLUSHED.

@lizardsquid Good! Maybe too much whiskey! But just a little!

Vyruem boosted

YESS mastodon now says "booped your snoot" for favs for me. Y'all on awoo dot space, change the language to "awoo!!" under settings if you'd like!

@anthracite @chr@cybre.space @bea

Bran can cause quite a bit of flatulence, that's true.

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@kara@occult.camp Don't want to exhaust your already strained social resources, but just know a facade of friendliness-- wobbly or not--is not necessary. You can vent at us, or just keep to yourself--just know that whatever you _want_ to do is valid.

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@kara@occult.camp So, what if your friends (or strange acquaintances) come to you instead?

death, music, dorothy parker, link 

And the way I was first introduced to this poem (and Ms. Parker, incidentally)--a musical interpretation by C-Tec

youtube.com/watch?v=TMryW_W295

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@softgoat@computerfairi.es [grabs his lone point and runs back to safety]

[stretches] Ah, well--time to get my morning excrementooting in!

@softgoat@computerfairi.es This sounds a little too intense for me.

coffee 

@murilega

So...I don't see the problem...

@Freylet

I'm not all that awake really...

-oh! You meant you!

lewd fail 

@Shadow8t4 Your naughty fantasies about having a "Daily Double" with Alex Trebek and Pat Sajak are safe with us.

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