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aural stimulation 

No? Fine..._I'll_ do it.

Invictus by William Ernest Henley

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aural stimulation 

Following on the previous accent challenge, I wonder if anyone would be up for recording themselves reciting prose or poetry...

@Azure Did you get to keep the antlers, at least?

shitpost, jumpscare 

@sireebob@cybre.space

*smashes it*

crazy band names 

@c1t7@vcity.network People kept asking me who I was going to see and I"m like "Uh...'RevCo'"

crazy band names 

@c1t7@vcity.network Oh, yeah, in comparison it was completely adulterated/diluted--I guess maybe one has to view it in that light to get any appreciation out of it?

(Just saw RevCo live recently, btw. Was a complete blast.)

@c1t7@vcity.network I have some fond memories of it. It doesn't flow perfectly for me, but I liked what he was trying to do at the time.

request for affection 

@lizardsquid​Somehow missed this!

(extra petpets the lizard)

Vyruem boosted

@green blep is when the tongue is just out, mlem is the sound of licking

@lizardsquid Lovely to hear--hope the rest of your day is splendid!

@lizardsquid Not terrible, and sometimes good! I cannot complain.

As for yourself?

@masklayer But...I haven't even had any in like--6 months!

@kara@occult.camp I've been a bit underwhelmed with it so far myself. How long have you been on it?

no towels 

While this proved sufficient for most frontal drying needs, I had to proceed with whipping my back with them like some ascetic flailing himself in order to reach all areas adequately.

And yes, it looked about as ridiculous as it sounds.

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no towels 

It was not until after my shower, when the previous towel had already been relegated to a dampened floor, that I realized that there were no fresh towels available.

Still dripping, I reached into the closet, hand finding purchase on soft, towel like material, and extracted...

...two small, black hand towels.

sex party, social anxiety 

@inurashii Holy f*ck--I get anxiety going for groceries--no idea how I'd handle this.

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