the boba drink boob meme- sfw furry succubat
sfw furry-short shorts - watermelon crushing between thighs
that's my face drawn on that watermelon (god, i wish that were me)
for @vyruem
Bad "Hallelujah" parody, werecreatures
Sharing it here, too, because I'm shameless (for some things, at least) and proud:
🎵Your plan went wrong, you made a goof
She stood before you, claw and tooth
She'd shifted in the moonlight and outgrew ya'
You tried to flee—escape from there
But she nommed on you, now you're a were-
And from your maw she drew the a-awoo, yeah🎵
the two genders
a) those who keep up appearances and clothe themselves in layers in spite of - to spite - the heat, a testament to humanity's defiance against nature
b) those who, at the first sign of warmth, declare that this is how it is now, and thus only ever don T-shirts until more comfortable temperatures return
propaganda meme meets kneeling prayer meme (i actually dont know what this meme is called)
this is an obligatory addition @vyruem
you are not immune to propaganda meme, furry, gremlin (kind of like, nsfw but not actually nsfw? big booty)
hehehehehehehehehe @vyruem
common illness, true love
But seriously, Vyfe's first musical instrument love was the cello, and she was excited for this show. What's a little agony in exchange for that, eh?
Anyway, I've been hugging my stomach all evening through the performance so I'm gonna go collapse now.
common illness, true love
Managed to cap-off my respiratory ailment by contracting a gastrointestinal bug, a condition I managed to conceal from the Vyfe until after she saw me double-over and wince in the passenger seat during our road trip to see Zoë Keating perform.
"We probably should have just canceled the trip," she said.
"I knew you would say that," I managed between coughs, "so I hid it until I knew it be too late to turn back!" I triumphantly groaned while clutching my stomach.
Several Queer, Fashionable, Repressed, Demon-Haunted Gremlins in a Single Bioform || nonbinary agremderflux