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how to: get me to be your nbf 

1. talk to me
2. cuddle me
3. be nice to me
4. repeat steps 1-3 for a while
5. tell me that you love me
6. if I say I love you too:
repeat steps 1-3 for a day
if I say I don't love you yet/only love you as a friend:
repeat steps 1-3 until I fall in love with you
7. ask me to be your nbf

disclaimer: steps will not work if I tell you no or to stop, obviously

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I have inadvertently neglected you for too long, my friends, but that does not mean I have not thought of you in that time.

How have you been?

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subtoot 

you are lovely and deserve the best

selfie (sorta) 

New hair.

I didn't choose the goth life; the goth life chose me. awoo.space/media/jKXk91O_eb5tj

short poem 

I saw their earnest radiance,
Their certainty so free.
Wished so hard to join their dance,
Until my change I began to see.
I thought I was just becoming "me."
That's what I'd hoped at least.
But now it seems quite clear to me,
I was just becoming beast.

empathy 

It can be simultaneously painful and rewarding to empathize and care for others.

It is a good pain, though, ultimately.

sadness and hope, effete affectations 

I see you.

Struggling for meaning. Desperate for validation.

You have meaning. You are valid. I would trade my petty complaints for your anguish and bear it for you if I could.

But the best I can offer is to be there when you need someone.

I love you for who you are, not what anyone else wants you to be.

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Because it's the season, y'know what?

I'm thankful for you. For *you*. Your existence, your sheer weirdness, your wonder and beauty. By being so uniquely you, you make the world a little more different, more novel, more fascinating

Thank you for being here. Thank you for continuing.

Thank you. 💜

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EVERYONE, A WORD IF YOU PLEASE:

Thanksgiving is upon us. Many of you are looking upon the day with dread, I know. Please know: you are not alone. You are not the only person who feels alienated when they're around family. You're not the only one who is dealing with judgmental, bigoted, prejudiced relatives.

That is not to attempt to lessen your struggles; they are valid! But you're not alone! You have a whole support network here. Be strong and pull through!

:goblin: 💚 :hacker_u:

turkey day outreach 

Here I am, being an unexpectedly squishy, squeaky, saccharin source of support again. If you are observing the holiday and are needing a break or a vent from the activity--feel free to hit me up, even if we've never directly conversed before.

I'll probably be happy to have the distraction. My Discord is in the profile.

Have a lovely day, all.

aural stimulation 

No? Fine..._I'll_ do it.

Invictus by William Ernest Henley

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aural stimulation 

Following on the previous accent challenge, I wonder if anyone would be up for recording themselves reciting prose or poetry...

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@green blep is when the tongue is just out, mlem is the sound of licking

no towels 

While this proved sufficient for most frontal drying needs, I had to proceed with whipping my back with them like some ascetic flailing himself in order to reach all areas adequately.

And yes, it looked about as ridiculous as it sounds.

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no towels 

It was not until after my shower, when the previous towel had already been relegated to a dampened floor, that I realized that there were no fresh towels available.

Still dripping, I reached into the closet, hand finding purchase on soft, towel like material, and extracted...

...two small, black hand towels.

dog 

This is Comfort Dog. Comfort Dog knows you are trying to be sad by yourself and won't allow it.

Damn you, Comfort Dog. awoo.space/media/b_UNDtdiN1ycp

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