Time on HRT: ~= 6 months.
Times boobs recognizably hurt: 2.
Number of wigs in: 4
Number of skirts: 5
Number of skirts I wear outside my house: 1
Age of coming out letter to mom that has been sitting in my email drafts: 22 days
Note to self: There is no script, there is no test, the right way to do this is your way alone, because no one else can do it for you. Keep doing the next thing.