Surprising my mom last night
me (on phone): Hey mom, Happy Thanksgiving
mom: Happy Thanksgiving! What're you up to?
me: Hanging out. Can you do me a favor?
mom: sure
me: can you make sure the house is unlocked? I think I lost my key
mom (thinking I'm still in WA): Do you know who you're talking to?
me: yeah. is the door unlocked?
mom: why? are you here?
me: …maybe
mom: *slams front door open* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: Hi Mom.
Mom (cont): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Surprising my mom last night
@kelseyhusky NICE!
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