Okay, Kelsey. You've had first days before, and you know it isn't fair to judge a job by how your first day goes, and this one doesn't start for another half hour. So calm down, breathe, and remember that /they/ wanted you. This is survivable, doable, and excellable. You got this.

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@kelseyhusky Install install the "Capitalist Primate Infiltration Package" and you should be fine!

On a serious note, good luck and I hope the new position suits you!

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