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re: RSI, LEWDS, HORNY 

I probably need surgery but I don't have the pto and can't afford the min 4-6 weeks of downtime for it.

Plus.. despite the fact that I've gone down that road before with my shoulder I'm terrified of the prospect of surgery and pto and recovery.
My shoulder was a special case, mega-fucked, I'm lucky it works at all but.. what if surgery makes my hands worse?

I have a hard time explaining this to friends and associates. Plus like..

Can I please have robot dragon arms?

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RSI, LEWDS, HORNY 

So... something that sucks about my body.

I used to text fuck a lot. I still enjoy even non-lewd roleplay stuff. But like.. we are talking several times a week at peak.

Now like.. I can't. Not often, even if I want to because lewd text fun and fapping basically guarantees my hands are unusable for the rest of the day and will be stiff and painful for the next day at minimum. Even just masturbation has the same result. Fun sexy times in meat space? Same shit.

Bleh.. only day off until Wed... was not relaxing.. tried do gamey things and just bored when my hands were cooperative.. now they hurt...because I abandoned games to clean... and then our elderly neighbor hand a tumble outside out door (using the washer) and I patched him up and carried him back to his place. There is blood all over the concrete and I have nothing to clean it up with or hands to do with and everyone else is asleep.

And I get to work 1pm-9pm tomorrow and Sunday..

re: My Luck in Late Stage Capitalism [3/3] 

@mawr I wish you the best of luck!

You are a talented mawr and I'm sure you can find something that fits better than the current situation!

Okay brain... it's time to wake up.. please wake up..

Ugh.. bad hands day and my brain is just kinda.. checking out..

Just did a bunch of switch config for a major build out and it wasn't a lot of typing but my hands feel.. tight and unpleasant around my wrists.. still 6 more hours to go.. I really just want to curl up in bed.. but there is kobold in my bed.. and i'm wfh.

@IrisKalmia Never had it.. but I loved roasting them in some olive oil and garlic.

@kistaro Lizardmen are tons of fun and all sorts of adorable.. skkkkinks and stomps.

High Elves have a bunch of dragon late tier units too.

@Talija Rawr? is my default query response... I have to suppress this at work and when visiting my blood relatives.

Strange comet like object in the sky.. Aurora and I were debating what it was as we walked to the car. 2 minutes later we pass a bunch of fire and ems folks standing in the street filming it... Phones will not load any news or sky watch sites...
Sue the horror movie music

@IrisKalmia

Hey... hey shapeshifting nano-goop construct dragons are still dragons!

Just as much as reality warping, psuedo-wish(twisting) granting space dragons pretending to be other sorts of dragons are also dragons and not malevolent, amusement seeking entities that have infiltrated storm dragon networks... wait.. no they are still 100% dragons.

I mean... there are dragons with no horns.. what is with that?! But they are still dragons.. apparently!

re: capitalism, work, privilege 

@xurnami
Gods... this is why I generally work from home. The rest of my team are in other offices on the other side of the country so nobody minds much but holy shit having to do a remote standup and sometimes it was so damn loud in the office I couldn't hear my teammates while wearing noise cancelling headphones.

And then it turns out this is vm that was handed off to support, hosted on support owned vm hardware and migrated off Ops stuff in 2015.. and it wasn't even in the datacenter... now I'mma take a nap

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@kelseyhusky soreness will 100% be a thing. Also.. The regret of running across a parking lot when not wearing a binder of some sort...... But huge tits a great... Totally worth it.. 10/10 would patch everytime

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