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re: hypnokink, corruption, demonfucking, teasing 

@IrisKalmia @vidi_victa_veni

I think you broke them!

While I can have sushi basically any time I want...

I can only have "annual anniversary celebration of my emergence from the infinite void" sushi once a year.

Option B was Fuego De Meat Faucet but I'm really feeling sushi today.

It's been a few months or more since I had some really good eel.

BRING FORTH THE UNAGI TRIBUTES! (Or I'll snack on your star or some other important celestial bodies of note!)

@mawr It stands to reason that a lube-agoness would want everything properly lubricated!

spoilers, screenshot 

Like, what is this crazy timeline :D

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I survived till Friday again! Time for some bad fuel and broadcast for contact.

CQ, CQ this is KEL-C broadcasting on all frequencies and all channels! How's it going out there in your universe?

@mawr

I love that my forester came with stuff like this and eye holes mount them all over the cargo area

"I was raised by the fae," said the fair boy with slim fingers, glowing faintly.

"I was raised by wolves," grinned the freckly girl, hair a nest of snarls; claw like nails at the tips of her limbs.

"I was raised by mermaids," confessed the dusky teen with shimmering skin and webbed fingers.

"I was raised by middle-class parents... so I can drive us all to the mall if you want?"

The unlikely friends piled in for a shopping adventure.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

@kistaro Yeah, Just a lot of effort since of them are doctors and pharmacies I've not seen in 6 years (I moved over to Kaiser Permante after the ACA passed)

Worst part is... I know I spent a lot on it... like 380 USD/m for at least year... before the ACA happened

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"Dad," she called, "can you read a bedtime story?"
"Not tonight, sorry," he called back.
She waited a while, then whispered "I'm sorry."
"Not your fault," the monsters under the bed growled. They sounded sad.
"I... I can make a story up for you?"
"You would give us that?"
"Sure!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

Ugh... I need to figure out how to get records of prescriptions filled (and receipts) going back... to 2012 for a Class Action suit...

not even sure some of the pharmacies that filled them still exist..

Big Dick Energy is putting horns/antlers/manes/etc on fem furry characters

Don't dance like there's nobody watching.

Dance like there are three benevolent alien deities watching, and they are very proud of you.

Dance like that.

That fucken sock 'em boppers commercial will be stuck in my head for all eternity, popping into mind at completely random times for NO REASON

@mawr @Draekos
I can definitely agree with that. I can even agree it seems fairly accurate for that metric.

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