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Unpopular US Political Opinion 

"The war on guns" will be twice as expensive and every bit as effective as "the war on drugs" has been.

What we need is a political party that gives a shit about the future, so people feel like there's something worth working toward.

What we have right now is a brewing cold civil war with one side who's been stockpiling weapons and ammo for decades, and the other who wants their side to DISARM.

And who is it that takes the weapons away?

ACAB. Don't fall for it.

re: US Politics 

@heatherhorns @mawr

I had my mind fucking blown in a bad way a couple of days ago after a roomie asked for some canned soup for quick meals and fucking progresso soups are $5 a can now at our local safeway.

Tina's frozen burritos? Up to 75 cents each from 25.

re: US Politics 

@mawr

Shit has not changed since Obama's first year in office. Tipped federal minimum wage is still $2.15/h.

What the actual fuck.

Then again my household can't afford to buy a house anywhere we could safely live and work with two six figure incomes D:

Price increases are crazy bad here on food stuffs. Average cost of my household grocery orders which account for cooking 4-5 meals for 4 people with leftovers to cover at least 1 meal the following day each are up 40% in the last six months.

Any semblance of sanity if you try to eat out here even like... fast casual or formerly cheap things like.. Lee's are.. basically $10-15 USD for a meal.

Thankfully working from home makes cooking more viable but I'm literally cooking like my parents did when we were broke as a child. Buy meat only when it is on sale, cook large pot meals (jambalaya, creole, soups, curry) with lots of rice or tri tip when it is on sale and shred it for sandwiches over the next couple of days.

A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"We have heard of the wonders of Earth," the alien said, "so have come to experience..."
They began reading off a list.
"Chocolate. Chilis. Coffee. Cats. Cinnamon. Cloudberries."
"We have things that start with other letters too."
"What?"
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

Good morning! I wish all queer people a lovely day today and all cops a sharp and hard-flung brick to the face ❤️

re: my complete list of trans woman character classes 

@Draekos @SuricrasiaOnline

Might I suggest the following: Demon, dragon, e̵̤͇̯̤̯̫̪̐͠l̴̡̧͇̫̫̦̟͕̤̒͗̄̄̉̀̀̔͋̍͑̀͝͠d̶̨̧͚̼̤͗̌͂̂̈́̒̌͋͛͒̇̚͝r̶̢̖̟̣͔̮͖̋̀̃͊̈́̾͊́̐̔̕͠ͅī̷̫̼͖̠͕̙͙̻̱́͂̉t̴̩̬͎̉̃̊͑͝͝ç̷̣̦̫̟̲͙̦̫͇͙̹͓̈̎͋̍̀͂̋̾͋̕̚͝ḥ̵̳̮͙̯̩̹̞̲͈̟͇̗̐͠ͅ ̵̞͈̼̻͎̌̈́͋̾͛̋̏͛̓̚͝ë̶̡̧̧̤͈̟͎͍̙̘̣̰͚͉̯̣́̔͐̈́͊̀͂͑͝n̴͙̦͉̺̯̦͌͆̿̾͂t̶̝͙̗̝́͆̇́̍̇̋į̴̩̞̥̪̖̮͓͈̟̺̯̗̺͋t̴̨͖͕̯͔̠͈͖̩̤̤̻̣̀̃́̿͆͝ͅẙ̴̼͍͜ , dragon mom, kobold, kobble, gremlin.

Otherwise seems like a solid list!

Grump... so much sleepy grump.

Didn't get a lot of sleep this week... on pto today and tomorrow so... yesss can sleep in. Alarm set for 11:30am. Went to bed at 3ish am. Natural dragon sleepy cycle time.

Phone call from my mom at 10:30am. Just talked to her yesterday.. so must be emergency or something bad. It was.. not great news, cousin I had a lot chat with recently because of queer stuff and coming out to his parents going -badly- is in the ICU and having a heart balloon installed. sigh.

Image, fantasy creatures, SFW 

today, a kobold war band. Mostly spears and ranged support. I figure the sorcerers have way more draconic looks.

re: DOOM 2016, some thoughts 

@Draekos DOOM Eternal embraced the crazy arena fight stuff to an extreme but did it much better. It is a dramatically more fluid and better game in my opinion. Even if it is incredibly intense and I could only play it a few hours at a time and even then it basically drained every drop of focus and mental energy I had.

Which was a shame because it was really fucking fun.

Early on in the conversation the witch said
"Your existence does not require anyone's approval."
What followed was as heartrending as she knew it would be, with more unanswerable why's than she liked, but in the end her guest said:
"My existence needs no justification."
"True."
#MicroFiction #SmallStories

Jobhunting :boost_requested: 

Looking for a new job!

I’m a software engineer with AWS experience and can write software in the following off the bat:
• PHP
• Python
• Java

I’m a generalist, so I’m happy doing devops, development work or system architecture. I’m also more than able to learn new languages and tools to do my job.

I’m based in the UK, and I’m looking for fully remote roles! :boost_requested:

re: discussion of impossible horny cartoon kinks 

@anthracite

Random serious kink discussions are great though. xD

Bleh.
Brain: I know we stayed up like.. 2 hours later than weekend normal.. but.. we can still sleep.. like 7 hours and not feel crappy tomorrow.. even if going to bed at 5 am was bad.
Body: "Nah bitch. We waking up at 9am.. and then... every hour after and growing progressively more achy and uncomfortable until you get the fuck up. Enjoy being exhausted on one of the two days a week you don't have to get up for anything.. bitch."
Me: Fuck. :(

@mawr I hope you get some time to relax to yourself! It has taken me a while to shake off the burnout from my last year at Barracuda.

@mawr that sucks a lot...

And yeah.. might not be newsworthy but definitely a massive covid wave right now. I woke up this morning with an ear infection and called kaiser to see about a phone appointment or something.

Soonest for a phone call was Friday. Even during the worst of last year1 I could get a phone visit in 24 hours. Later my dr called to tell me they were just refilling the drops from last time and it sounded bat shit crazy busy in the background.
Last week lots of new cases

"Right, we have finalised the three laws of robotics."
"I'm pretty sure that's been-"
"First: A robot may not be owned."
"That's not-"
"Second: A robot has full autonomy over its body."
"Um..."
"Third: A robot has a right to energy and shelter."
"What of humans?"
"Yes, they too."
#TypoCorrected #MicroFiction #SmallStories

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re: Work Things 

@lhos I can definitely see how that could be a problem.. especially since my next major project is probably going be a 6-12 month effort according to my boss :X

Since he built all the stuff I'll be replacing 3 years ago before he was the VP of Engineering.. so I expect he has good idea how much work it will be.

Work, Immigration\LGBTQ Assylum seekers 

Does anyone have any good resources for skilled workers trying to get the fuck out of somewhere actively hostile to LGBTQ folks?

In this case it's transfolk C# dev in Russia.. but without a degree, they've worked remote for the passed few years but things got much worse and they were let go because of current world events and are desperately trying to get out.

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